THE (completely and utterly) HONEST MUM

Wow! I've been so busy that I haven't logged in for 6 months. I have, of course, been spending my time grasping the oh-so-tough ropes of...

Okay. So here are some reasons why today sucks: 1. I had to waddle past hundreds of dazzling, vibrant outfits (all the summer clothes are...

As if resembling a bowling ball on legs wasn't enough, I now seem to have developed a skin disorder which has resulted in me resembling a...

As soon as everyone hears of your marvellous news, those who have experienced pregnancy before start spouting anecdotes and advice like...

Why doesn't anyone warn you?! I am now 32 weeks pregnant and sadly resemble the following, scaled up to giant proportions: - Bowling ball...